Charlotte the psychic Barrel Fish

Charlotte, the psychic "Barrel Fish" found swimming off Central California's coast is now reading fortunes for a limited time. Her amazing brain powers make all transparent! She swam up 2,000 feet from the deep-inky seas to look into her crystal skull...I mean ball...to guide us for the new year. For me she sees a Ferrari and a pair of yellow high heels! For you...well, it doesn't look too good. She sees a strange man in a tuxedo holding a mai tai and an green briefcase. When you see him you are to slap him, run for your life, and then move to Mexico. And you're to leave your nice yellow high heels with me before you go.

So says Charlotte the psychic.

Image courtesy of National Geographic National Geographic.

Cute Sloths, Meet the World!

Though I am a hardcore Goonies fan, these sloths are 100% more adorable than that lovable deformed giant. Still, as cute as they are, there's something inexplicably strange about these furry guys. Maybe it's because they look a bit like ET?

And if it wasn't for the fact that these creatures are the world's slowest mammal, (they're so slow that algae actually grows on their furry coats) I'd be way freaked out by those amazingly long claws!