Blue Footed Booby

First of all, don't bother watching the entire video, it's just a lot of the same blue-footed bird acting like a booby.

But can you tell what's wrong with this video? He puts on his nicest blue shoes to woo his girlfriend and what does he bring her for Valentine's day? A stick. No kidding. So she says no to his advances. I mean, what kind of booby does he think she is? (And yes, these birds really are named boobies, I'm not just making this up.)

He should have brought her a Animal Parties Valentine's Day Card with an irresistible leopard! Then they could have gone off dancing, canoodeling and stargazing that evening! (Come on, you knew that was coming).